Mia's DuPont Life

 File this under "she picks the dangdest hills to die on" but kayla... who is supposed to be training with the butt plugs daily (we're on the second size now, or are supposed to be) working towards the bedazzled one lol... but, I went over for a "check" and...shocking...she didn't have it in...so I proceeded to lecture kayla about the importance of wearing her butt plug daily...and put up the sign... She begrudgingly went and put it in...and no longer had I checked but who shows up??  Xochitl!! hahahah. So the sign was still in the hallway (she and fiona leave messages for eachother there)  and kayla is trying to carry on a conversation AND keep Xochitl from the hall way... I stayed for a while glancing at the hall way...just to mess with kayla. I'm telling you she picks the worst hills...

 So you probably remember that I was going to purchase a butt plug training kit for kayla last year ? I was clearning out my coat closet and came across them!!! so.... this is her fancy one, but.... Got her a pink training kit as well... so...we will commence training ASAP and nightly!!!

 so ya'll gotta remember. kayla is kevin (in there somewhere, we think, lol) but long story short...if you get a job, you'd like to treat yourself to a little something right? Most guys would go for a new tool, maybe a golf club...or at least a beer and slice right?? well our kayla got this: Now if you remember, it's her tips that go towards her femininity...her "salary" goes for kevin "wants"...lol...but of all things kayla she could've picked, she went with this. A classic black leather DKNY Satchel, and yes you are seeing that price correctly! she is officially more girly than I am. I'd take that 120+ and do a day spa, or get an outfit or two...but our kayla...she's cut from a different cloth...one designed by Donna Karan, apparently.

 so don't go feeling too bad for kayla (not that anyone does lol) I went with Trini as ya'll know...Dave went with Jill. Paige went with this new interest of hers Sheveda (Paige identifies as "bi" still...but she and Sheveda are a good match. Becs was just there to party...Ashleigh went with Anthony, same guy she's been seeing. Kat brought a friend..mmmhmm...we know what that means... so for a moment, we were thinking awww poor kayla... yeah, don't go there.. so the party got quite big, there had to be 150-200 people. Many from the college, some from the community and some from our apartment complex (I plastered the mail rooms and laundry rooms with flyers) Anyhow, this soon to be Sophomore named Xochitl came, and she was a lot of fun, and pretty sweet...between you and I, I think kayla had eyes for her...(she lives in our building, just on the other side...time will tell, but....well, I will let the picture speak for itself.) Denial is not the river in egypt ...

 so as you read... kayla was sort of fussy about the 4th bash. but...it gets even funnier...so first off, Dave went as Dave...not as Fiona...and they were sooo cute together (Dave and Jill)  To be honest, Dave is really blossoming. Is it blossoming if it's a guy?? Well anyhow, I think Jill is mostly behind it...but they do make a cute couple. kayla, was of course, having a hissy fit when she saw dave got to go in boy form...

 It was a huge success! We ended up putting up flyers in the apartment complex and around town. There must've been 100-150  people there! Anyhow, there's more than a couple of stories to come out of it...I think someone caught kayla's eye...(more about that in another post) and I'm sure she'll deny it!!! but... here's Trini and I. We had a great time...and we celebrated all night long...(if you know what I mean) But a great time was had by all,