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we are working the call center

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 so...a few big things...one, kayla hasn't voted yet and she can't until election day now... but, we went to work on a get out the vote event (calls, door to door polling etc) she will have to vote as "kevin" obviously...so... BUT next in news is she is looking to get in the apprentice program. We're trying to find her something "fitting" (so she may be leaving mom's. But, that will likely be after the first of the year)

Locktober is over - kayla was released

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So....this happened....   We all went to Ashleigh's apartment for the "big day? or "release day" -- you better believe we could've gotten kayla to go along with ANYTHING and I do mean anything to get unlocked. So we unlocked her. but Mia? That easy? What the heck? Don't worry...it is not what you think. kayla was unlocked and forced to diddle (we don't like to call it wanking or jerking off as...that's not very lady like) UNDER the condition that she smear it all over her training dildo (see? we knew this would come full circle, didn't we?)  and suck/throat goat and lick it off. ....but wait! There's more. After her *ahem* release (double entendre'd with full  intention) she was locked back up as it's... Someone had asked about the end of locktober...and uh...yeah, kayla was released...kinda...sorta ish....for about 5 minutes. HAHAHAHA So No Nut November, to be followed by Denied Decenber...(all the ber months her *giggle* manhood shal

Vote.

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 I will go so far as to say it doesn't matter who you vote for (of course it does!) BUT, as Americans...it's not just a right and a privilege to vote, but honor and duty. Besides, "you can't bitch if you don't vote" (or so says Professor Kadesh). I agree. so....red or blue (or green or ?) go vote, make your mark on the world!

Halloween -- I kept it simple

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 So I was going to go all elaborate...but school got the better of me so I kept it super simple... and went for Suicide Squad Harley Quin!! Don't panic, it's just a wig, lol. I sent pics to my mom and heard a tirade of Korwaiian (Korean & Hawaiian) blasting me in the ears...I'm like mom, chill, it's a wig--I had to repeat myself numerous times... On another note, First miss kayla was Daphne... then... Poison Ivy   She had one more costume, so stay tuned. I was going to go with the multi costume thing but uh...nahhhhh.. ********************

my god, kayla is such a weenie!

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 So, since the Halloween shopping/outing went so good the other day, I figured...since she's locked up and can't get any play anyhow...(she needs to get a date for Halloween by the way!) --and it's been dry for me too... Well, I wanted to go see Terrifier 3. I love horror movies, I'm a fan...especially cheesy bad ones like Terrifier 3! (she hadn't seen any of them and was clueless as to what it was all about...) I swear to god she hid behind her purse through most of it and got sooooooooooooooo squeemish she wanted to leave like 5 times... once, she literally screamed like a little girl... cmon now...it's not that bad! Anyhow, here we are getting the needed fortifications for the movie! We ended up getting the food delivered to our seats as that's a new feature at our theater...thank god she didn't puke! lol She also spent a great deal whining about how I was in cozy clothes and uggs, and she had to be dressed up...my only answer for that was, it's F

spooky scary girls? it's almost halloweener

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 Yes, kayla is still locked up but...I get grief all the time about how mean I am to kayla and how I let Fiona slide on somethings... Look, in male form kayla (kevin, remember him?) is a bit of a bragadocio tool. Fiona (dave) was never really that way...) BUT in an act of good faith I took kayla to the pumpkin patch and then to Spirit halloween to find us some outfits... NO SPOILERS...but here's us shopping. We got some good stuff, plus there was a great sale on decorations etc. (I even found some stuff we could use for bondage: hint mummy wrap lol) It's going to be an epic halloween!

In honor of "Mean Girl" day (or Locktober?)

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 Yes, we captured her (again). she is so easy to trick... but..kayla is all locked away. (And in front of Jill no less) We had her convinced that we were going to do something nice to help her look into getting an internship (more about that to follow) and well, you can see the results... Nobody has told her yet that fiona/Dave won't be participating in Locktober...but I'm certain she's found out by now...lol. That said, It's October 3rd, and like any good "Mean Girl"... I'm going to make kayla ask at least 3 hunks what today is... She has to record the result or sneak a short video of it...or it doesn't count!! _____________________ So 1. who would you ask what day it is? 2. Are you locked up?? 3. Does someone want to lock you up? 4. Have you locked someone up?