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Resting bitch face...all a show?

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 Let's have a dicussion on resting bitch face.  What is RBF Mia? Glad you asked... This... This is resting bitch face. I caught Kayla walking across campus to the cafeteria, when she glanced over, this was the face I got! Not very lady like Kayla! We need to have smile classes or something, because the salty face has got to go!  It was such a beautiful day out, her outfit was banging, but yet? RBF!!! But then... yesterday... I caught her coming out of the Arts building and it looks like Ms Kayla is living her best life!!! I think being a girl is really starting to grow on her! My point is, outside of supermodels...no one should walk around with a perpetual resting bitch face!!! So Kayla more of the second less of the first, or there'll be consequences.

Wow. Why all the attention?

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OOTD: (more like make up of the day) #selfie Why does anyone care what I'm blogging about? lol I was just getting ready to update the blog talking about shopping for waist shapers etc and see a bunch of people checked out my little blog. Why? I know I'm not that exciting? But for whatever reason, hello, welcome to my little corner of the world here at DuPont, I'm Mia, I'll be your guide - come help me write this dang essay!!! Anyhow...we've been shopping for waist shapers/hip pads/booty pads for Kayla/formerly Kevin. We got a great booty pad/waist pad... He is really built like a stick figure. So that leads to another question:  What kind of boobs should we get him and what size? I'm not a fan of over inflated bimbo boobs, so I'm thinking something proportionate. Maybe a B or C cup? If you've found your way here, maybe you'd like some input. We're finalizing out halloween outfits too, I know what I'm gonna be, but you're just gonna have t

flat like a pancake? 2x4? shape of a twig?

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 I'm talking about Kayla of course.  First off, many of the halloween outfits show cleavage and the best we've got so far for her is stuffing with socks! I see cutlets or something similar coming soon there...or we may need to find an outfit that doesn't rely on cleavage! But as far as lack of hourglass!!! Kim Kardashian's line of body shapers (with hip and booty padding built in) I think we need to pick some up! This line of shapers will not only make her waist waspy, but give her some hips and booty too! So...stay tuned as we're picking these up soon! On another note, if you can't survive Fall without your Pumpkin Spice Latte or Caramel Ribbon Crunch, Mom's is doing knock-offs!!! I went and got a Caramel Drop Latte (and it was soooo yummy) They'll change it again for Christmas, so go get one before they run out!

In the grand tradition of Halloween...

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 Either you go slutty or as a Witch. (sometimes a slutty witch! lol) I figure in Kayla/Kevin's case we will be going for slutty...here's a few ideas... So here's some of my picks but I have a definite favorite... I mean cops are always in the news right? Slutty shark do do do do do !!! A fun twist on Minnie Mouse!! My personal fave: slutty hairy potter (yes spelled that way purposely!) Of course our selection is going to be limited to Spirit halloween or maybe Goodwill...if we got something shipped it might not be here in time...SO.......here's hoping we find something good! Side note: RUN DONT WALK!!! MOM'S HAS GRILLED CHEESE $1.00 each! Special runs until closing TODAY/TONIGHT only!!! They have the best grilled cheese!!!

Soooo enjoyed my sissy maid this week!

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 We're getting ready for mid-terms so school is really a bitch right now.  But, on a good note, we've had multiple outings with Kayla ...but since my Raiders managed to pull a W out of their hats. So that means...I had a pink sissy french maid this week!!! I mean a girl could get used to this! Hopefully they can pull of another W tomorrow night and I get my pink maid again! She is quite the good maid I might add! But on another note, pre-cram session, Mom's was on point with the Avo-Toast (help feed those brain cells!!) Weather is getting chillier here. Time to start thinking about fall/early winter style for all of us...yes you too Kayla!

Seen around campus? Yep, this weekend we had many outings....

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 So, we had many outings with Kayla this weekend.  A few outfit changes and went here there and everywhere.  With it being October now, the prices of some of the basic items has dropped a bit in price.  Anyhow, I needed a straight edge metal ruler for a course I'm taking (well that was the excuse I used hee hee) So, off to the bookstore we went! After we went to the book store, Kayla was kind enough to accompany me to the library where I did a little studying on my laptop (big test tomorrow!)  As you can see, she still has resting bitch face...we really need to do something about that! Turns out we were color coordinated too! (I swear that wasn't planned!) Anyhow, I still have some cramming to do... I had to head to the coffee bar (Mom's closes early on Sunday night! BOOO!) I caught Jen just before she was closing so she hooked me up (let's just say instead of stuff getting poured down the drain, I'll put it to good use!) So big up to Jen at the Roasted Bean! (When

You know I called Kayla...

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 So yippie and hip hip hooray! My Raiders did the damn thing today!!! You know this means that I get a pink french maid this week!! Needless to say, I think she's trying to avoid my texts and calls.  We all met up at Mom's this weekend as we've been taking HER around campus...I don't think she enjoyed as much as the rest of us did. LOL  But, no one seemed to take notice of Kayla so it's full steam ahead!