Let's talk about Dave/Fiona

 Bless her little pea-picking heart.

"she" tries....lord does she try.

So here's the deal...Kayla is still dying on that hill of painting her toenails...I remembered it when I was writing my part of the book and even to this day, she will get away with things when she thinks she can!

I'm not one for snitching but....

Look, Dave/Fiona is scared of us, justified I'd say, but he is nonetheless.

So, now that we're all moved into our apartments, it's tough to make sure Kayla is doing all she should when home alone so we're "recruiting" *cough, strongly encouraging, cough* Dave to ensure Kayla does all as instructed...if she doesn't...it will come down on Kayla of course...AND Dave/Fiona...

and he doesn't want that, I'm certain...

So, let's go ahead and put some more/stricter rules in place for Kayla. Her Bears stunk to high heaven today, so let's see if she whines about it...if so, I have an idea...

But, on another note, Dave/Fiona has come a long way...

I mean nightmare fuel right???

to snapped recently

Now granted, still a word in progress, we need some shape wear and possibly some boobs...but not bad...not bad at all!

So, in summary:

Dave is going to help us control Kayla, or he'll be going deeper than he'd like.