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"secret admirer?"

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so, I went over to kayla's earlier (ok, I watched something get delievered to her.) she was delivered the most beautiful bouquet of stargazer lillies (which happens to be one of my favorites, but I digress) so I saw these as the flower delivery guy was bringing them....but who are the from??!!!???!! (for kayla) I had to go be nosy! So I go over to her apartment and this little stinker has them in a gas station cup in the kitchen like they aren't worth anything!!! Now, not only that!! But, there was the sweetest little note from "a secret admirer" - she needs to put these on display in her apartment ASAP or there's going to be repercussions! As you know she went to the club the other night. ...so it could've been from there.... or it could be Vince... I mean, it'd behoove her to pick whoever sent the flowers for my 4th of july bash!!! SPEAKING of that! Rumor has it there is a bet brewing. Remember how kevin (now aka kayla) used to brag on his epic basketba

Picnic!!

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 So yes, I had a verrrrrrrry nice date today, yes...same guy... Roomie (Paige) happened by and snuck this pic (we were making out and she was like *AHEM*) lol...anyhow...as you can tell...it was lovely. Are YOU having a summer fling? you should be.

we may need another? fashion show...?

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 So I popped into kayla and Fiona's place this morning (I was getting ready for a picnic lunch date) anyhow...she hadn't put her things away from her trip ! As you can see, there are quite a few boxes (which are probably full of clothes/accessories)  inquiring minds want to know what all she came home with! This may call for another fashion show.

Crisis averted! (Thanks Britt!) now at work....

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  So as usual, I have to work today (no rest for the wicked) and Britt came through in a pinch! She said press a cold spoon against the hickey as well as twist it with a lipstick tube lid. Between the two, it's gone...phew, barely in time for work. So here I am at work... but, get this: I walked by the pool on the way to work and guess what I saw?!?!? Fiona and Jill kanoodling! They were pretty close physically, I'm just saying...Jill called out to me and said they were going to do eachothers toenails later....interesting....very interesting.....

OMG YOU GUYS!!!! HELP!

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 ok, ok ok...I know...I said I don't kiss and tell...but... well after I got cleaned up after my date and ready for bed... I realized I got a hickey! OMG I wanna die of embarassment!  How do you get rid of them?!?!?! HEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!

summer fling?

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 man, it's been dry around here. I don't mean the weather either. There's been no guys that caught my eye until recently. However, Koi decided to invite me out Saturday night, we went to Suna in southern Chciago. The food was heavenly and he's pretty sexy... We had a wonderful dinner with shrimp, waygu and some fantastic sushi! Afterwards, we went for a carriage ride and let's just say, he's a great kisser. I'm not one to kiss and tell but uh...yeah... Summer fling?? kayla has been a little missing in action lately...wonder if when she went home this weekend if she got drunk and made out with the high-school football captain? ! lol!

while kayla (the non-dancer) is away...I'm making some tiktoks!!!

So there's this crazy German song based on a tongue twister about Barbara's Rhubarbs lol...and there's a dance that goes with it... long story short, I did it first:  Then I took them to the dance rehearsal hall and taught it to Jill and Fiona...and they did pretty well! If we could get a *little bit better* I'd like to get the whole gang to make a tiktok of it... but not with kayla..she is NOT a good dancer.

caught these naughty girls

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  So I went over to do a spot check on our two "girls" and there was a pair of loose basketball shorts and a tshirt (clearly belongs to a guy) and kayla said it was fiona and fiona said it was kayla...so..they bothIn  get punished... Long story short, I can't tell who's it is, and since neither would confess, they are both under suspicion. I am going to set up a double date for them....and they'll be held accountable. Plus, kayla is going home soon and she is going to HAVE to try on her mother's wedding gown (among other things.) In other news, you KNOW I love to have a big 4th of july party...so uh, yeah they will both have to bring dates...stay tuned...maybe kayla can  bring Vince . As for me, no prospects of a summer fling yet. But stay tuned, you never know what tomorrow may bring. Also, I happened to catch Jill and Fiona having coffee at Queen Bean Friday night.....I think something's brewing there that isn't of the caffeinated sort....

Tan lines! Also...something is up with Jill and Fiona

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  And...we have tan lines! Much to her chagrin I'm sure, but we have them nonetheless...soon will be a sticker/sun tattoo. But... on another note, Fiona and Jill were sort of....canoodling at the pool. It seems that there might be some sort of mutual attraction there...? #staytuned Tomorrow I have a lunch date with this guy that reminds me a lot of Sheldon from Big Bang. Not gonna lie, he's kinda hot. I'll keep you posted.